Dearest Uncle Santa
First of all, a big Thank you for setting up E mail cause I really hate writing letters cause my spelling is bad and my writing is messy.
I know this is a bit late. But what to do, with my exams approaching, I have been sleeping so much these days, that it doesn’t leave me with much time to do anything else. I know even you must be busy. So it’s ok if you attend to my list at the very end, because I’m sure it will be the longest.
Thank you so much for all the joy, happiness and love you brought me this year. I appreciate it. But I’m still waiting for that puppy I asked for last Christmas.
I know you must be having a tough time dealing with the whole recession thing. So it’s not a problem, you can include it in this year’s list.
This year, I have been such a good girl that my mommy, daddy, and brother think that I should be the angel on top of the tree.
Because a lot of gifts are expensive, I have volunteered to contribute part of my savings to make it easier for you to get me the presents, since you have so many gifts to buy for all the other children.
This year I WANT the following things:-
1) World Piece.
2) I will like to have snow in my country. Our country does not have snow. It has a lot of sand.
3) Edward Cullen.
4) Burning of all those dutty books labelled engineering.
5) The wardrobe of that princess girl in Devil Wears Prada complete with jimmy choos and manolo blahniks and Chanel handbags.
6) Molten chocolate cake at the canteen.
7) Longer and prettier hair.
8) To not loose my temper and say hurtful things when I get angry.
9) That helicopter so that I don’t get stuck in traffic jams, on my way to
10) A big box of chocolates, preferably with nuts, and not to put on weight when I eat them.
11) I am not a selfish person. For al my friends:
a) The thin ones: Fried Cheese and fattening food. Lots of it.
b) The nerdy ones: Make them know the working of the Grade Point Average (GPA). If everyone gets 2 mark 0 marks then everyone gets an A. How hard is that to understand! Or you could just gift them DEATH if they don’t realize that the purpose of life is not to learn how it rains, but to jump in those little pools of water and dirty your clothes
c) Obama: Anything but George Bush’s brain.
d) Ted Mosby’s Children: The episode where their father finally meets their mother.
e) Bollywood: Originality.
f) Jennifer Aniston: to wear some clothes. She looks good otherwise also.
Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Chace Crawford: to shed some.
g) Serena van der woodsen and Blair Waldorf: to share their clothes with me.
h) It would be lovely if you could send a big sack of grownup presents for my grandparents.
i) Please bring presents to all the kids, especially the poor ones who have not even one toy. I don’t think it would be a very merry Christmas if poor kids didn't get anything!! I understand, if u can’t, I’ll share a few of mine with them.
j) Ekta Shah: a super-cute boyfriend. And a stalker repelling device.
k) And Akash:
Loads of TV shows to watch.
Many more GQ covers, just in case one is not enough.
Lots of kisses on behalf of her, from Rudolf.
A big thank you for putting up with all my bullshit.
Lots and lots of love. Your share and mine too.
Faith in long lasting love and togetherness.
l) For all of us: Good Grades
m) For some people I wouldn’t want to name: A life.
n) Aditi: Hugs and kisses. And lots of psp games to play. And a visit from me soon enough.
I absolutely love Christmas because it’s a time for everyone to be happy, although mine wasn’t really as great this year.
I have been a good girl this year but I have had quarrels and even fights with some people and I'm going to try and be better about stopping a fight instead of adding to it.
I know I am getting quite old now, but I would be real pleased if you could pay me a little visit. I really don't like being a grown up if it means that you won't visit me anymore.
I really like you even though people say that you’re fat. Being fat doesn't mean that you a bad guy, I mean, fat people have character. You’re the best!
Can you ask the reindeer to wear slippers this year so as they don’t wake me up when they land on my roof?
Say hello to the elves!! My mom seen them peeking in the windows to see if I’ve been good.
Most of all I wish a good health for me, my family and friends. At last I wish you, dear Santa, your wife and all the reindeer a merry X-mas and a happy NEW YEAR.
I love you very much. I hope you have a safe trip. Tell Rudolph that I don't think his nose is funny.
Please use the front door, we do not have a chimney.
Please call my daddy for directions if you don't know where my house is.
Hugs,
Rhea
p.s. Even though I'm really small, I'm big on being good.
P.p.s If my brother been bad, do I get all his gifts? In that case get him lots of stuff toys.
